The question seemed benign enough: “What made you decide to go into business for yourself?”
My father wasn’t afraid to laugh at himself, so he shared things others might not have. Like the answer to the above-mentioned question.
Pops moved us to Florida in the early 1960s when Tidewater Construction transferred him to Tampa from Cumberland, Maryland — the place, according to my father, where God would have inserted an enema for the world had it been needed.
Growing up during the Depression, Pops ate many suppers of collard greens and cornbread only. So he always cleaned his plate as an adult. That translated to more weight than he wanted carry and, eventually, to a diet.
Remember, this is the early 1960s and the options were limited. No Atkins Diet. No Jenny Craig. No Paleo. However, diet pills were available.
Pops got on a program.
No telling what kind of kick those puppies packed, but you do the math. The weight began to fall off. Pops’ energy and ambition soared. Lean and mean, he gave his notice at Tidewater and set out to conquer the world.
I still wonder if Norman Chastain Construction Company, Inc. would have been born without those diet pills.
According to the Los Angeles Times Daily Dish, a Japanese beverage company, Suntory, recently launched whiskey samples into space. Once they reached the International Space Station, a year-long maturation project began. Since many different factors can serve in making a smoother whiskey, the company hopes to find out if exposure to micro-gravity will accomplish that.
Whether the experiment yields any tangible results, you’ve got to believe that we’re inching closer to intergalactic bars like the one featured in Star Wars. Creepy.
The following were gleaned from the Internet. Each brought a smile:
– The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
– Breaking News: Washington Redskins drop the word “Washington” from their name because it’s embarrassing.
– Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.
-If you’re having a bad day, just remember someone from your hometown is still trying to become a rapper.
My favorite one, which called The Wizard of Oz “the ultimate chick flick” because it features “two women fighting over shoes.”
Finally, I don’t know if anything will come of Burger King’s proposal to McDonald’s to come together to create a McWhopper on “Peace Day.” All I know is I’d sure like to eat one.
You never know who will become the next best-selling author. Take Ace Atkins.
Back in the day, I worked in sports for the Tampa Tribune, so I occasionally had to write stories about athletes breaking the law. When that happened, Atkins — who covered the cops beat — would be kind enough to pound out a few graphs using the proper legal terms that I could pop it into my story.
Since saving my ass Atkins has in fact become that best-selling author, taking over renown author Robert B. Parker’s “Spenser” series while also writing his own Quinn Colson series.
“Going back to high school, I always wanted to write books,” said Atkins during a recent phone conversation. “When I was in college and playing football I’d get asked what I wanted to do, and I’d say I want to be a novelist. But I couldn’t have found New York publishing with a road map. I didn’t really know what that meant. So becoming a newspaper writer became my training. I got into it by accident and it was the best experience I ever had. That was a catalyst for me becoming a professional.”
Today he’s happy his time in the newspaper business came when it did.
“I do feel fortunate that I got the time in during the last great days of the business,” said Atkins, lamenting the current plight of newspapers. “Those were fun days, 1995 to 2000, it was still a paper.”
Being a crime reporter suited him given his aspirations.
“I kind of petitioned to be on the crime beat at the Tribune,” Atkins said. “Of course no one really got in my way. Everybody’s like, ‘that’s the worst beat to have.’ And I was like, ‘I’ll take it.’ For a single young guy, it was a great job.”
Atkins published his first two books while still at the Tribune. Once he wrote his third he took the leap. He left Tampa and moved to Oxford, Mississippi where he worked as an author as well as a professor at Ole Miss.
“I did that like five years,” Atkins said. “But I don’t have a masters. I was never a tenured track professor.”
Besides, he wanted to concentrate on writing books. In particular the suspense and crime genres.
“I liked the more realistic kind of stuff,” he said. “I always liked Elmore Leonard. Kind of the social commentary of Carl Haiison. I hope the stuff I do is a little edgier than who-done-its. I like to do the real stuff.
“Like George Higgins, who wrote The Friends of Eddie Coyle. I knew I wanted to write more authentic type stuff. That’s what I was reading. Elmore Leonard and Robert Parker. Haisson.”
Atkins’ unique story brought him a break while in college. Former NFL defensive end/author Tim Green read a story about a defensive end at Auburn who wanted to write books. That story prompted him to contact Atkins.
Green’s first book, Ruffians, had just been published.
“He wanted to read my first book,” Atkins said. “So while I’m in college. I sent him this manuscript I’d been working on very hard. I’d worked on it diligently, but it was a total piece of shit. It was terrible. And Tim, I don’t know why. He marked it up and kind of started helping me.”
They have remained close.
“Tim’s one of my best friends,” Atkins said. “Truly one of my best friends. I’ve known Tim well over 20 years.”
Though Atkins already wrote fiction under his own name, becoming the author to continue Parker’s Spenser series added to his portfolio.
“I was a life-long Parker fan,” Atkins said. “When I was at the Tribune I always had a Robert Parker book in my bag. I think in some ways Robert Parker and Spenser kind of led me to wanting to work the crime beat and do the kind of stories, I did.”
G.P. Putnam and Sons were the publisher for Atkins’ books and had also served as the long-time publisher for Parker’s books.
“I think people in-house knew I was a real fan and somebody who loved the Spenser books for a long time,” Atkins said. “It came to be known several months after [Parker’s] passing in 2010 that the family wanted to continue the books. And so, through Putnam, they asked if I would submit some pages.”
Atkins got the job.
Upon doing so the publisher asked if he needed to have Parker’s other books sent to him so he could familiarize himself with the series. Atkins politely declined. All of Parker’s books — first editions he’d bought when they came out — already lined the shelves of his library.
Atkins now spends half the year writing Spenser books — often finding himself in urban Boston, the setting for the series — and he spends the other half of the year in Mississippi where he writes Colson.
“That’s kind of how it’s been the last five years,” Atkins said. “Spenser book comes out in the springtime for the opening of the season, because it’s very baseball heavy. And Quinn books come out in late summer.”
Atkins is living every authors’ dream.
“Exactly,” Atkins said. “It’s really two different jobs. I take both very seriously, keeping Spencer going because I have such a personal connection. I’ve loved those books for so many years. But it’s definitely important for me to keep my identity with the kind of books I write, which are very natural to me.”