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A Major Heist and Zoolander Returns

A major heist took place this week at a CVS store in Tampa. The suspect got away with $313 worth of condoms.

Wilt_Chamberlain_1972.jpeg Wilt Chamberlain. Remember, he scored over 20,000 times.

I’m going to be following this one for the simple reason I want to know more. What does one do with $313 worth of condoms? Is he pedaling Trojans on the street? I’ve never heard of a black market for condoms.

The other scenario, and the one of far greater interest: Are these stolen goods for personal use?

If so, we’re probably talking either Wilt Chamberlain or Don Quixote here.

Happy, Happy, Zoolander II

Zoolander ranks as one of those So-Stupid-It’s Funny movies. Yeah, I’ll come clean, I saw it.

Now, brace yourself, a sequel is on the way.

Perhaps funnier than anything in the movie, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson invaded the Valentino Show at Paris Fashion Week on Tuesday.

At the end of the show, Stiller and Wilson — totally in character as Derek Zoolander and Hansel — executed a runway “walk-off” to announce the big news for filmgoers.

The movie did give us several decent lines. Like when Hansel notes: “Trippin’ on acid changed our whole perspective on shit!”

And the introspective Zoolander: “Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Can you say, “Blue Steel”?

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