Facebook Wisdom

I'm a sucker for the different sayings and observations on Facebook posts. So I give you the following collection of wisdom recently mined from some of the daily posts I see:

Women are like bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men.

Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered... "Who ties your shoelaces for you?"

"Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel."

I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures. It's my face.

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