First, you have a chair, or a couch, in your bedroom or office on which you drape your clothes. This chaps the ass of your significant other, right?
How many times have you broken the back of a shoe because you’re constantly slipping the shoe on and off without undoing the laces? Yours truly recently did so. On the other side of the ball, Patti keeps her shoes in the boxes they came in.
During a Rays-Red Sox spring training game I heard two Boston men debating the merits of hot sausage, blood sausage, and Italian sausage. Their conversation captured me for at least five minutes before I pried myself away, feeling like a better person because of my newfound knowledge.
Thank goodness Tom Brady’s jersey has been found. All the heartbreak is over. Now we can get back to the Lindbergh baby.
Here’s TBS’s Conan O’Brien’s response to the group of UK scientists who maintain they have taught bumblebees to play soccer: “And now they’re trying to get American bumblebees to watch it.”
Finally, a favorite from the late Bob Marley: “Some people feel the rain. Others get wet.”