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Updated: Dec 30, 2020

Politics brings out the worst in everybody--particularly where social media is concerned. Now that the presidential election is over, some are experiencing withdrawal. If you can't figure out something to get pissed off about on-line, I give you fodder thanks to Rhymes with purple @genericbologna, who tweeted, "In five words or less, start a fight without politics." Here are some of the replies:


Megadeth is superior to Metallica


Beatles were overrated


Bananas and mayonnaise on bread


Steak is best well done


Two spaces after a period


Shake Shack > In and Out


Dogs rule and cats drool


Star Wars is rubbish


Candy Corn is delicious


Your mother wears army boots


Hotdogs and tacos are sandwiches


Dogs are better than cats


Deep dish is not pizza


Pineapple on pizza is delicious


It’s not pizza without pineapple


Video games are for losers


Pascoe writes fiction


Sour green apple skittles rock


Wives should obey husbands


Men can’t survive without women


Cast iron in the dishwasher


Die Hard not Christmas movie


Stones better than the Beatles


Baseball is better than football


Pepsi is better than Coke


Dr. Pepper is better than both


The Dave Matthew Band sucked


Friends was a shitty show


“Fewer” not “less.”


Soccer is better than football


Purebred dogs are the best


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