
Bill Chastain
Social Media Fuel
Updated: Dec 30, 2020
Politics brings out the worst in everybody--particularly where social media is concerned. Now that the presidential election is over, some are experiencing withdrawal. If you can't figure out something to get pissed off about on-line, I give you fodder thanks to Rhymes with purple @genericbologna, who tweeted, "In five words or less, start a fight without politics." Here are some of the replies:
Megadeth is superior to Metallica
Beatles were overrated
Bananas and mayonnaise on bread
Steak is best well done
Two spaces after a period
Shake Shack > In and Out
Dogs rule and cats drool
Star Wars is rubbish
Candy Corn is delicious
Your mother wears army boots
Hotdogs and tacos are sandwiches
Dogs are better than cats
Deep dish is not pizza
Pineapple on pizza is delicious
It’s not pizza without pineapple
Video games are for losers
Pascoe writes fiction
Sour green apple skittles rock
Wives should obey husbands
Men can’t survive without women
Cast iron in the dishwasher
Die Hard not Christmas movie
Stones better than the Beatles
Baseball is better than football
Pepsi is better than Coke
Dr. Pepper is better than both
The Dave Matthew Band sucked
Friends was a shitty show
“Fewer” not “less.”
Soccer is better than football
Purebred dogs are the best
I invite you to hang out with me on my site at billchastain.com and read more of my blogs. You can also download FREE chapters from one of my novels: Peachtree Corvette Club, The Streak and Retrouvailles. Drop me a line at Asked and Answered. Let's talk about feel-good stories, fun facts, movies, food and, of course, two of my very favorite topics: sports and books. Whatever is on your mind.