TOYS AND GAMES: Drunk Monkey, Caitlyn’s Sense of Humor, Mayberry Bliss
Just when you think you’ve heard it all, here’s one from Brazil, where a bar had to deal with a drunk monkey. According to reports, this primate chugged a glass of rum then picked up a kitchen knife and began to chase around customers.
You can’t make up this shit.
No doubt a “Drunk Monkeys” video game is being developed where one must get the monkey drunk, arm him, then score points based on how many customers the monkey can dismember.
Say what you will about Caitlyn Jenner, she does have a sense of humor. Recently she noted: “I’ve gotten more flak for being a conservative Republican than I have for being trans.”
Saw this about The Andy Griffith Show on Facebook: “It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet…nobody was married. Here are the single people that came to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin family, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara… in fact, the only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk.
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