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TOYS AND GAMES: Facebook Wisdom

I’m a sucker for the different sayings and observations on Facebook posts. So I give you the following collection of wisdom recently mined from the many daily posts I see:

Women are like bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men.

Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click “I agree”.

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “Who ties your shoelaces for you?”

“Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.”

I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures. It’s my face.

And though I’m not political, I this one caught my eye. It showed the famous Back to the Future scene where Doc is talking to Marty McFly at the end of the movie. The picture is accompanied by the following:

“You’ve gotta go back to 1945. Find Donald Trump’s father and give him a condom!”

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