TOYS AND GAMES: Not Listening… Busted
Love this from my sister-in-law Pam, who made fun of the following responses from her husband Billy, who obviously wasn’t listening.
Pam: “How are you?”
Billy: “Nothing, what are you doing?”
Pam: “What are you up to?”
Gotta love the Cleveland Indians’ clubhouse under manager Terry Francona. There’s a sign inside an empty locker that declares: “It is very bad to drink Jobu’s rum. Very bad.”
Also on display is a voodoo statue like the one worshiped by Indians slugger Pedro Cerrano in the movie Major League.
How about Blink-182 bassist/singer Tom DeLonge, who said he had to quit the band to focus on the search for extraterrestrial life and UFOs.
Imagine going home from work and telling your wife, “Honey, decided to quit my job to look for UFOs.”