TOYS AND GAMES: Twitter Goes Way Back…
Twitter. Remember a world when feelings weren’t expressed in 140 characters or less? Apparently those days never really existed, at least that’s what I’ve discovered. After a little carbon dating and crackerjack reporting by yours truly, the following historical tweets were uncovered:
Sick of steak tartare! #MediumRarePlease @QuestforFire
The unicorns are already on board… I think. #40Days&40Nights
Seriously, it’s got to be around here somewhere. #ComingtoAmerica
–Christopher Columbus, 1492
Undefeated and untied, about to kick major ass at Waterloo. #WeRNo1
–Napoleon, June 8, 1815
Aces and 8s, sweet! #DeadMansHand
–Wild Bill Hickok
Double-edged is more efficient. @AceHardware
Dogs and beers on me, boys. #PartyTillYouPuke @SultanofSwat
–Babe Ruth at the Chicago train station.
Wait until that lass from Amsterdam sees me get this baby up to full throttle. #PrideoftheAtlantic
— Titanic Capt. Edward Smith, shortly before 11 p.m. on April 14, 1912.